No, Do Not Take Our Simple Pleasures Away From Us!

We know this is Calvin & Hobbes, right?

So, now I'm supposed to believe that good news is as dangerous as bad news? No. Fuck you, medicine.

Marriage Is A Lovely Thing

In the WalMart checkout line this morning...

citygirl: Man, I'm really gassy today and I don't know why.

HUBS: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, sweetles.

citygirl (with concern): It's bad, too.

HUBS (bugging eyes with his head down): It's baaad, too. Oh, boy! (dissolving into hysterics and hugging his citygirl)

Honestly, is there anything better than this type of freedom? I think not.