"Oh...Oh God! OH GOD!"
"FI-ance? What's going on?"
"I thought I stepped on an old grape so I picked it up."
"...And?"
"It wasn't a grape. It was more like..."
Silence
"Like...?"
"Cat poop."
(With bugged out eyes)"You mashed cat doody with your bare foot? And then touched it bare-handed? WAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAAA!!!"
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HA! I bet the cat is laughing too!! :)
You bet he's laughing. That fluffy little devil...
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