Thursday, January 28, 2010

The Strangest Things



X marks the spot, all right.

Last Thursday I had another in a life-long line of odd things happen to me.

I'd been wearing a Band-Aid on my finger to protect a dry, raw spot from all the paper I flip through at work. I was getting ready in the morning, and, by the time I was putting on my gloves, noticed that it had fallen off. Not a big deal, I figured I'd find it later.

So, about 8 pm that night I head to the bathroom before eating dinner. What do you think I found in my underwear? Yeah, that's right internet. My Band-Aid. But, that's not even the weird part. It wasn't just hanging out in there all day, nonononono. IT WAS STUCK TO MY PERSONAL LADY HAIRS. ALL DAY. You read that correctly. I had to cut a Band-Aid out of my...area.

This is the type of thing that could only happen to the girl who had a bird shit into her non-convertible car while she was going 65 mph on the high way (my passenger side window was rolled down about an inch...No, I'm not kidding. Really did happen...).

4 comments:

LINA said...

I cracked an embarrassing laugh at this today. Awesome!You should post this at FML.com

citygirl said...

See, people? This is why I blog. So that someone can benefit from the comedy of my errors. Thanks, Lina!

Joann said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Kayleiigh xoxo said...

That's funny but gross at the same time lol. xx

LinkWithin

Related Posts with Thumbnails