Friday, April 29, 2011
Happy Friday! Finally Royal Free
I swear I don't have anything against William and...What's her name? Kate? I really do hope they're happy and all that jazz. But, my God! Every entertainment and news show has been taken over by this royal wedding stuff. They're finally married now, so, you know, I'd kinda like to get back to our usual actual fluffy, entertainmenty stories.
We need to hear more about how Two and a Half Men can go on without the crazy that is Sheen.
I need someone to talk to The Rock on camera about playing Charlie Pride in a country music biopic. (He doesn't look anything like the man!)
Come on, entertainment shows! Let us be embarrassed for M. Night Shyamalan and Keanu Reeves en masse.
Give us spoilers on finales of all our favorite TV shows.
We need to hear about the crotch tattoos, stage parent quotes and see the fake penises and drunk Paula Deen pics.
Phew! I'm glad I got that off my chest! Since those two are finally wedded up, can things get back to America-has-no-royals normal, please?