The holidays are a joyous time, aren't they? Tinsel and bulbs and pretty lights and things all a-glitter.
I just have one question for you folks. How in the Hell do I keep my damn Tux cat away from the Christmas tree? In the past two weeks since we put that thing up he has tried to: eat it, climb it, push it over, pull it down, jump it and continues to remove ornaments at an alarming rate.
This just proves my theory: Tux really is the devil. And he hates Christmas and wants to destroy our holiday cheer.
Fluffy fucking devil...