Blech. Why couldn't I find a single picture of baby corn looking evil in 7 pages of google image search? It is evil, you know...
Dear Chinese Restaurant Chefs,
Listen up, people. Stop putting baby corn in all your dishes like it's a vegetable. It's not. As far as I'm concerned, it's an abomination. I know it looks like a tiny corn cob, but A) it doesn't actually taste like corn B) it's stupid and C) it makes me feel like a giant, and I don't appreciate that at all baby corn(fucker).
So, stop it already!
Sincerely Yours
citygirl
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