Hello internet! You look smashing today, dahling! Ok, you can see right through the bullshit, can't you? Look, I feel I need to connect with you a bit more. Seriously now, I feel like you know so much about me while you are still so much of a mystery. I'm not knocking the allure of elusiveness, but can't you give me a little more?
Let's make it easy. Answer a simple question for me and I'll post the most interesting/heartfelt/honest sounding replies here in the next week. Ready? Question: Whether it be personally or globally, what do you wish for?
I'll start. It's only fair.
2. A budget I can stick to
3. A healthy living plan I can stick to
5. The ability to style my hair with aplomb
6. A sure-fire way to rid myself of stretch marks
8. Orgasams for everyone!
10. No spring and early summer dry spells at the movies where everything that comes out is C.R.A.P!
See how easy that was?